Limericks

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=90 BGCOLOR="#006699" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="11f285a1erlcgo.png"> <div> <FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#FFCC66" FACE="Arial" ><B>Berton Braley Cyber Museum</B></FONT><B>     |     </B><A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Berton Braley Cyber Museum"><U><B>home</B></U></A><B>     </B></div> <div>                                                   </div> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=210 BGCOLOR="#FFCC66" TEXT="#080000" background="11ed2c00dkelyh.png"> <div> <A HREF="news_.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="News"><U>News</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="biography.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Biography"><U>Biography</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="works.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Works"><U>Works</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="bibliography.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Bibliography"><U>Bibliography</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="correspondence.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Correspondence"><U>Correspondence</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="library.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Library"><U>Library</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="meeting_place.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Meeting place"><U>Meeting place</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="guestbook.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Guestbook"><U>Guestbook</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="market.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Market"><U>Market</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="links.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Links "><U>Links </U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="search.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Search"><U>Search</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id400.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="About Foundation"><U>About Foundation</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="about_museum.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="About Museum"><U>About Museum</U></A></div> </td> <td valign="top" height=390 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000"> <div> <I>Limericks</I><I>                                                                                                   </I></div> <bR> <div> Below are a few titles (in alphabetical order) of known limericks by Berton Braley. </div> <div> The titles are linked to the full text, where available.</div> <bR> <div> A Nose Is A Nose Is A Nose</div> <div> According To Experts</div> <div> <A HREF="according_to_his_lights.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="According To His Lights"><U>According To His Lights</U></A></div> <div> And Fresh Every Hour</div> <div> And Nothing Can Be Done About It</div> <div> At Long Last </div> <div> Behind The Eight Ball</div> <div> But Knees Are Out Of Joint</div> <div> But They Like The Same Food</div> <div> Declaration Of Depndence</div> <div> Dusty Answer</div> <div> Fiancée Finance</div> <div> Filial Free-Handedness</div> <div> Girlish Generosity</div> <div> He Doesn't Watch The Clock</div> <div> Home Disarranged</div> <div> <A HREF="it_makes_scents.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="It Makes Scents"><U>It Makes Scents</U></A></div> <div> It's Done With Mirrors</div> <div> Measure Of Devotion</div> <div> No Criminal Intent</div> <div> No Gamble</div> <div> No Hard Feelings</div> <div> <A HREF="old_mother_hubbard.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Old Mother Hubbard"><U>Old Mother Hubbard</U></A></div> <div> On Tour</div> <div> Play Your Hand</div> <div> Rising Resentment</div> <div> Song Of A Putterer</div> <div> The Bold Shoulder</div> <div> <A HREF="the_oyster.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="The Oyster"><U>The Oyster</U></A></div> <div> The Red Badge Of Courage</div> <div> The Testing Squad</div> <div> The Triple Threat</div> <div> Tin Type</div> <div> To Each His Own</div> <div> Top Dressing</div> <div> Unique, Isn't It?</div> <div> United They Part</div> <div> Said A fellow From North Philadelphia</div> <div> Well, That's The Way I Heard It</div> <div> Who's Zoo In Limerick</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <A HREF="copyright.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Copyright"><U><I>© 2000-2006, Berton Braley Cyber Museum. </I></U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="copyright.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Copyright"><U><I>All rights reserved.</I></U></A></div> <div> <I>---</I></div> <div> <A HREF="mailto:manager@bertonbraley.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="mailto:manager@bertonbraley.com"><U><I>Contact Webmaster Peter Leeflang</I></U></A><FONT SIZE="3" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Arial" ><A HREF="mailto:manager@bertonbraley.com" TARGET="_top" TITLE="mailto:manager@bertonbraley.com"><U> </U></A></FONT></div> <bR> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>